CONTOH INTRIGUING HEADLINE NIH!

Hahahaha… saya sengaja memilih artikel yang saya temukan di salah satu milis ini untuk diposting hari ini. Kenapa? Karena headline-nya yang ciamik! Judul yang ‘menggelitik’ orang untuk membaca. Ya iyalah, bayangin aja, ada program untuk menginstall suami!! Pasti deh semua wanita pengen baca…!

Ini yang saya sebut dengan tehnik “ironi” dalam membuat intruiging headline ( as I mentioned to Aryo yesterday). Mudah-mudahan contoh judul ini bisa menginspirasi siapa saja yang sedang mencari judul yang bisa “memaksa” audience nya untuk membaca bodycopy!

Met belajar..!!

”INSTALLING A HUSBAND”

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
CNN 5.0,
CRICKET 3.0 and
POLITICS 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

and here is the answer:

Dear desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck !

Tech Support